FREE SAUCE (UP TO 5). Forever. It’s the law — Judge Thickens ruled on it.

HOWDY PARTNER!

The juiciest chicken
in the land.
Court certified.

Every batch is argued before Judge Thickens. Only verdicts of Certified Juicy make it to your tray. We are a serious restaurant.

The Original Thiccwhich — a comically thick fried chicken sandwich Certified
Juicy.

THE MAIN EVENT — ALL CHICKEN, ONE GLORIOUS EXCEPTION

The Thiccwhich™ lineup

Buttermilk-brined for 24 hours. Cut thick on purpose. Spelled like that on purpose too.

№1 SELLERThe Original Thiccwhich

Original Thiccwhich™

$9.49

Comically thick fillet. Toasted potato bun. Pickles. That’s it. That’s the sandwich.

38g proteinThe classic
FAN FAVORITEThe Spicy Thiccwhich

Spicy Thiccwhich

$9.99

Chili-oil stripe glaze, fresh jalapeños, and heat that builds character. Milk sold separately.

38g protein🌶🌶🌶
The Sunny Hunny Crunch

Sunny Hunny Crunch

$10.99

Hot-honey stripe glaze, golden cornbread crumble, pickles. Sweet, hot, structurally unsound in the best way.

Stripe glazed🌶
The Allium

The Allium

$10.49

Flame-grilled fillet buried under caramelized onions and crispy shallot strings, Swaioli everywhere. For onion people. You know who you are.

39g proteinOnion royalty
The V&C — vegan veggies and cheese sandwich

The V&C VEGAN

$9.99

Veggies & cheese: charred cauli-portobello fillet, harissa glaze, smoked vegan cheddar, grilled onions. Our one non-chicken. The Judge wept, then certified it.

100% plantsCertified Juicy anyway
SUMMER ’26Seasonal Thiccwhich — Peach & Burrata summer edition

Seasonal Thiccwhich

$11.49

This season: grilled peach, torn burrata, hot-honey stripe, basil. The sandwich every NYC rooftop is pretending it invented. See the Summer Drop →

Peach & BurrataLimited
Stripe-glazed Tendies in a checkered basket Wheat Thunks in a crock with honey-butter

BY THE PIECE — FREE SAUCE (UP TO 5)

Tendies · Thunks · Wings

Stripe-glazed tenders, and yes — those are the famous Wheat Thunks: thick baked wheat dunkers with whipped honey-butter. Wings ruled “dangerously dippable” in a unanimous decision. Two sauces standard, five free on principle.

from $8.99

SUMMER DROP ’26 · WHILE THE SUN’S OUT

Summer at Thickens

Straight off the rooftops of New York and the piazzas of Europe. Peak-season fruit, cold spritzes, and the pistachio thing everyone won’t stop posting.

Seasonal Thiccwhich — Peach & Burrata SANDWICH OF THE SUMMER

THE SEASONAL THICCWHICH, REVEALED

Peach & Burrata Thiccwhich

Crispy fillet, grilled peach, torn burrata, hot-honey stripe, basil, cracked pepper. Sweet, creamy, savory, a little messy — the exact thing your timeline is currently obsessed with. Here till the peaches tap out.

36g protein Peak-season peaches Limited run
$11.49
SLEEPER HITCherry Pistachio Cloud — pistachio soft serve with amarena sour cherry

Cherry Pistachio Cloud

$6.99

Pistachio soft serve swirled with amarena sour cherry. Everyone pairs pistachio with chocolate — they’re wrong. Tart, nutty, criminally pretty.

Green meets red
The Heirloom Bowl — heirloom tomato and labneh with grilled chicken

The Heirloom Bowl

$10.49

Heirloom tomatoes, labneh, grilled chicken, basil, good olive oil. It’s tomato season and we’re being dramatic about it.

Actually healthy · 31gPeak tomato
Elderflower Spritz — non-alcoholic sparkling drink

Elderflower Spritz

$5.49

Sparkling elderflower, cucumber, mint, lemon. Zero proof, full Europe. Drink it on a curb and feel expensive.

No proofVery Aperol-hour
Sicilian Lemon Granita with brioche

Lemon Granita

$5.99

Sicilian-style lemon granita with a little brioche, the proper way. Breakfast in Catania, dessert anywhere.

+ briocheServed frozen

Summer Drop is a limited run. When the peaches are done, so is the Court. No appeals on stone fruit.

MAKE IT A BOX — SAVE THE DIFFERENCE

Combos & Bird Boxes

Same food, less money, one box. The Court ruled that bundling is the only acceptable form of math.

SAVE $3The Thicc Box — Thiccwhich combo with fries and a drink

The Thicc Box

$18.97$15.99

Any Thiccwhich + Thicc Taters + a Charge soda. The default order. The people’s box.

Feeds 1 hungryPick any Thiccwhich
SAVE $9The Flock Box — shareable feast of tenders, wings and rings

The Flock Box

$48.99$39.99

Tendies, wings, Char Rings, two minis, six dips. For the group, the game, or one very ambitious individual.

Feeds 4–56 dips incl.
The Court Meal — kids meal with Grillets, fruit and a gavel toy

The Court Meal

$7.49

Grillets, fresh fruit cup, milk, and a tiny wooden gavel. Raises future Certified-Juicy citizens. Toy rotates.

Kid-approvedGavel incl.
AFTER 10PMThe 2AM Box — late-night Moon Melt, Night Thunks and a Charge soda

The 2AM Box

$22.47$18.99

Moon Melt, Night Thunks, a Charge soda. Moon Hours only. The box that ends nights and starts legends.

Moon HoursCheese pull certified
SAVE $12The Family Verdict — family meal box for two adults and two kids

The Family Verdict

$61.95$49.99

Two adult plates (swap to a Fuel bowl free — parents deserve real food), two Court Meals, a big shareable side. Dinner, settled, no court date required.

Feeds 2 adults + 2 kidsHealthy swaps free

Every box can swap to The V&C or a grilled bird at no charge. The Court believes in choice.

YOUR BIRD, YOUR RULES

Build Your Bird

Tap your way to the exact thing you want. Or hit “Let Chef Juicy decide” and trust the process. The Court allows both.

1 Pick your base

2 Choose your bird

3 Pick a glaze

4 Pile on toppings standard ones are free

5 Free sauce up to 5 · it’s the law

HIGH PROTEIN · RIGHT-SIZED · NO FOOD COMA

Fuel

For the days you’re actually keeping score. Protein-dense, fiber-forward, every gram on the label. Eat lunch, keep your afternoon.

The Power Box — high-protein grilled chicken meal-prep box THE MEAL-PREP KILLER

GLP-1 FRIENDLY · DESK-APPROVED

The Power Box

Grilled chicken, jammy egg, chickpeas, quinoa, crunchy veg, green-tahini. The box that retires your sad Sunday meal-prep. Protein and fiber doing the heavy lifting so the afternoon doesn’t flatten you.

46g protein · 13g fiber · 490 cal Eat at your desk
$11.99
RIGHT-SIZEDThe Half Verdict — right-sized Grillets and salad plate

The Half Verdict

$8.49

Three Grillets, a real side salad, a dip. A complete plate sized for a normal appetite. The “just enough” the menu was missing.

32g protein · 410 cal
The Mezze Bird — Mediterranean grilled chicken bowl

The Mezze Bird

$11.49

Grilled chicken, farro & lentils, cucumber-tomato, olives, feta, hummus, olive oil, lemon. The Mediterranean diet, but it’s lunch and it’s fast.

39g protein · 15g fiber · 530 cal
SNACK HITBird Bites — grilled protein snack cup

Bird Bites

$5.99

Grilled Grillets in a cup with a dip. The 3pm protein hit that isn’t a granola bar lying to you. Pocket-meeting approved.

28g protein · 300 cal
LOW CARBThe Lean Machine — low-carb high-protein bowl

The Lean Machine

$12.49

Double grilled chicken, avocado, egg, greens, green goddess — no grain, no filler. For when you mean it.

52g protein · 9g fiber · 520 cal

Fuel up — clean drinks, no sugar bombs:

Vanilla Protein Cloud — Taha'a vanilla protein shake

Vanilla Protein Cloud

$7.49

Taha’a vanilla blended with 30g whey, no added sugar. A shake that counts as a meal and tastes like dessert.

30g protein · 5g sugar
Electrolyte Ade — zero-sugar watermelon-lime sparkler

Electrolyte Ade

$4.49

Watermelon-lime, sparkling, zero sugar, actual electrolytes. The drink your smartwatch would order.

0g sugarHydration
Black & Cold — unsweetened cold brew

Black & Cold

$4.49

Unsweetened cold brew over big ice. Add a 15g protein shot if you’re really committing to the bit.

0 cal+ protein shot

Every gram on these is real and we’ll show you the math. The Court audits Chef Juicy quarterly.

BREAKFAST TO DESSERT · ALL IN A JAR

The Jarfait Bar

Every meal is a parfait if you’re brave enough. Layers you can see through the glass — eggs and hot chicken at 8am, cake and buttercream at 8pm. Same jar. Same rules. Build one or take ours.

7A – 11ABreakfast Jarfait — layered potatoes, eggs, hot chicken and cheese in a jar

Breakfast Jarfait

$9.49

Crispy potatoes, soft scrambled eggs, chopped hot chicken, melted cheese, chives. Breakfast with structural integrity.

34g protein · 520 cal
THE DAYFAITThe Dayfait — savory layered grain and grilled chicken jar

The Dayfait

$10.49

Herbed grains, pesto greens, grilled chicken, tomato-cucumber, feta, seeds. Lunch that survives a commute standing up.

36g protein · 11g fiber · 480 cal
Yogurt Jarfait — layered greek yogurt, berry compote and granola

Yogurt Jarfait

$7.99

Greek yogurt, berry compote, granola crunch, fresh fruit, honey. The one your doctor and your kid both approve.

22g protein · 340 cal
Froyo Jarfait — layered frozen yogurt, fudge and cookie crumble

Froyo Jarfait

$8.49

Froyo, fudge ribbon, cookie crumble, a swirl over the rim. Dessert that still counts as yogurt. We checked.

Swirl over the rim
CELEBRATECake Jarfait — layered vanilla cake, buttercream and berry jam

Cake Jarfait

$8.99

Vanilla cake, buttercream, berry jam, sprinkles. A whole birthday in a jar. Candle on request, judgment never.

Candle on request

1 · Pick your jar

2 · Stack your layers up to 5, bottom to top

Yes, you can put eggs and cake in the same jar. No, we will not stop you. The Court has recused itself.

TILL 10:30A — EVERY ITEM UNDER 500 CALORIES*

Breakfast Under 500

High-protein mornings, no sad granola. *Except the one at the bottom. You’ll see it. You’ll understand.

The 500 Bowl — scrambled eggs, pulled hot chicken, chorizo

The 500 Bowl

$9.99

Soft scrambled eggs, pulled hot chicken, chorizo crumble, avocado, crema stripe. Math that slaps.

44g protein · 6g fiber · 480 cal
Mini Cuban breakfast sandwich

Mini Cuban

$6.99

Pressed mojo chicken, swiss, pickles, mustard, crackly crust. Havana at 7 a.m.

29g protein · 470 cal
World Minis — three mini breakfast sandwiches from around the world

World Minis 3 PC

$8.99

This month: arepa & egg, tamago bao, za’atar egg pita. The flight rotates. The jet lag is free.

31g protein · 450 calRotates monthly
The Glow Parfait — kiwi, collagen, bee pollen yogurt parfait

The Glow Parfait

$7.99

Whipped greek yogurt, kiwi, collagen, bee pollen, hemp seeds. For your skin. Dermatologically delicious.

24g protein · 320 calSkin dept.
Baklava Parfait with phyllo-pistachio crunch and honey

Baklava Parfait

$7.49

Whipped yogurt, phyllo-pistachio-walnut crunch, honey, cinnamon. Dessert’s healthy cousin who lifts.

23g protein · 410 cal
+

Build-Your-500

$9.49

Eggs + any grilled bird + one side under the line. The register does the math and judges nothing.

You chooseAlways ≤ 500
The Hot Bread Bird — fried chicken, egg and grilled onions on hot bread ABSOLUTELY NOT UNDER 500

THE EXCEPTION

The Hot Bread Bird

Hot Bread as the bun. Crispy fillet, a light fold of egg, deeply grilled onions, sauce, and the thinnest sheen of hunny butter. We count calories everywhere else so this one doesn’t have to.

🌶🌶🌶 The exception Till 10:30a, allegedly
$12.99
FAVOR FLAVOR.

THE SIGNATURES — STRIPE-GLAZED & SLIGHTLY UNHINGED

Cool. Unique. Great-tasting stuff.

Chef Juicy’s world tour of glazes. Each one argued before the Court, each one ruled dangerously delicious.

Miami Chicken — flame-grilled half chicken with a glowing orange habanero-citrus stripe glaze VERY SPICY

NEW — THE FLAGSHIP SIGNATURE

Miami Chicken

Mojo-marinated in Cuban spices — sour orange, cumin, garlic, oregano — flame-grilled, then striped in a habanero-citrus glaze you can see glowing orange from across the room. Charred lime. Serious heat. Bring sunglasses.

🌶🌶🌶🌶 Visibly orange 47g protein
$14.99
Seoul Thunder — gochujang stripe-glazed crispy chicken

Seoul Thunder

$13.99

Double-fried, lacquered in gochujang stripe glaze, buried in sesame and scallions. Kimchi slaw on the side. Thunder is a flavor.

🌶🌶🌶Lacquered crunch
Tandoori Tokka — tandoori-fired chicken with Tikka Tokka drizzle

Tandoori Tokka

$12.99

Tandoor-blistered thighs finished with a Tikka Tokka stripe drizzle, charred lemon, cool mint yogurt. Yes — the sauce earned its own dish.

🌶🌶Sauce-to-dish promotion
TIKTOK MADE MEBirria Bird Dip — braised chicken sandwich with consommé dip cup

Birria Bird Dip

$14.49

Chili-braised birria-style chicken, melted cheese, toasted roll — plus a cup of consommé you will absolutely drink when no one’s looking.

Gloriously unhealthy🌶🌶
Katsu Curry Cutlet with Japanese curry stripe and dip cup

Katsu Curry Cutlet

$13.99

Extra-thick panko cutlet, amber Japanese curry striped across the top, extra curry cup for dipping. Crunch you can hear in the parking lot.

Comes with a curry cupPickled ginger
Zhoug & Greens Wrap — grilled chicken with green zhoug in whole-wheat lavash

Zhoug & Greens Wrap

$11.99

Flame-grilled chicken, Yemeni green zhoug, cucumber, cool yogurt, whole-wheat lavash. Spicy AND virtuous. The Court is still confused.

Actually healthy · 34g🌶🌶

Signatures rotate as Chef Juicy wins new motions. Miami Chicken is permanent. The Court was unanimous.

THE LAB — LIMITED DROPS

This week from the Lab

Chef Juicy’s test kitchen, running unsupervised. Five drops at a time — when they’re gone, the Court seals the recipe.
This drop seals in

NEW DROPPandan & Bird — green pandan waffle with fried chicken and makrut-lime hot honey

Pandan & Bird

$13.99

Green pandan waffle, crispy fillet, makrut-lime hot hunny stripes. Chicken & waffles went on vacation to Bangkok and came back different.

Gloriously unhealthyIt’s green on purpose
Mole Negro Wings with sesame and orange zest

Mole Negro Wings

$11.99

Midnight mole stripe glaze — chocolate, chiles, smoke — toasted sesame, orange zest. Six wings that dressed up for the occasion.

🌶🌶Wearing black
Matcha Soba & Bird — chilled matcha soba with grilled chicken

Matcha Soba & Bird

$11.49

Chilled matcha soba, flame-grilled chicken, edamame, citrus ponzu. Cold noodles, clear conscience.

Actually healthy · 38gServed cold
The Double Thunk — fried chicken between two Wheat Thunks

The Double Thunk

$10.99

A crispy fillet between two Wheat Thunks, whipped hunny butter, pickles. The bun is bread that thunks. We’ve gone too far and we’re not sorry.

Menu-on-menu crimeHeavy. Literally.
Mochi Cloud Puffs with coconut cloud dip

Mochi Cloud Puffs

$6.49

Fried mochi puffs, powdered sugar, coconut cloud dip. Chewy inside, cloud outside, gone in ninety seconds.

FYM divisionStretchy

Legal requires us to disclose that nothing about the Double Thunk is technically a bun.

TATERS & DIPS — A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP

The Tater Bar

Crispy smashed taters, dressed like they’re going somewhere. Your five free sauces apply here too. The flight is for the indecisive.

Hot Bread — Nashville-hot oiled pull-apart loaf with a spread flight OILY. HOT. BREAD.

NEW — THE CARB EVENT

Hot Bread

A torn pull-apart loaf soaked in Nashville-hot oil, cayenne-paprika dust, flaky salt — with the Spread Flight: whipped hunny butter, whipped feta, sorghum black-pepper butter, and green herb oil. The bread is hot. The spreads are cold. That’s the whole physics of it.

🌶🌶🌶 Spread flight incl. Tear, don’t cut
$7.99
Thicc Taters with a three-dip flight

Thicc Taters + Dip Flight

$6.99

Crispy smashed taters with a three-dip flight. You pick the dips. We judge silently.

The platform3 dips incl.
Suya Taters with peanut-chili crema

Suya Taters

$7.49

West African suya spice — peanut, ginger, cayenne — with a peanut-chili crema stripe. Lagos street heat, Nashville parking lot.

🌶🌶🌶Crushed peanuts
Elote Taters loaded street-corn style

Elote Taters

$7.99

Street-corn treatment: crema stripes, cotija avalanche, tajín, charred corn. Gloriously unhealthy. We measured.

Gloriously unhealthyCotija avalanche
Jollof Pops — crispy fried jollof rice balls

Jollof Pops

$8.99

Our Ghana Jollof, rolled, fried, and weaponized. Six crispy pops with SOL sauce for dipping.

🌶🌶Menu-on-menu crime
Dip Trip: Beirut — muhammara, hummus and labneh trio with charred flatbread

Dip Trip: Beirut

$9.49

Muhammara, hummus, labneh — with charred flatbread and crunchy veg. Add Grillets or Tendies for dipping. The Court permits double-dipping among friends.

The Lebanese trioDip anything
The Stuffed Half — half baked potato packed with pulled hot chicken

The Stuffed Half

$8.99

A half baked potato, scooped and re-packed with pulled hot chicken, crema stripe, scallions. The scoop goes back underneath. Nothing is wasted.

🌶🌶The scoop returns

Yes, Jollof Pops are not taters. They pop. Let it go.

THE ODD PART OF THE MENU

Grilled & Gains

Yes, we’re a fried chicken joint that grills a suspicious amount of chicken. High-protein, actually-healthy, still ridiculously juicy. We contain multitudes.

The Spicy Grill

The Spicy Grill

$10.49

Flame-grilled, peri-peri kissed, zero breading. The sandwich your trainer pretends they invented.

41g protein · 480 cal
The Julius — grilled chicken salad bowl

The Julius

$12.99

Our Caesar. Crisp romaine, shaved parm, torn croutons, flame-grilled chicken. Named after a guy who got betrayed — this won’t.

46g protein · 540 calEt tu, croutons
Ghana Jollof with grilled chicken

Ghana Jollof

$12.49

Smoky tomato jollof, char-grilled chicken thigh. The best rice in fast food, and we’ll defend that in court. We have a court.

44g protein · 11g fiber · 610 cal🌶🌶
Chunken Noodles

Chunken Noodles

$11.99

Our fat drunken noodle — wide rice noodles wok-charred in chicken fat, lacquered thigh chunks, Thai basil, bird’s eye chilis. The fatty noodle has a name. It’s Chunken.

Fat pad kee mao🌶🌶
Za'atar Labneh Bowl with grilled chicken and pita

Za’atar Labneh Bowl

$10.99

Cool labneh, flame-grilled chicken, cucumber, tomato, a za’atar shower, good olive oil, warm pita. Beirut called. We answered politely.

38g protein · 9g fiber · 480 calZa’atar shower
Golden Congee with pulled chicken and ginger-scallion oil

Golden Congee

$9.99

Silky rice porridge, pulled chicken, ginger-scallion oil stripe, jammy egg, crispy shallots. Breakfast in Hong Kong, dinner in Nashville.

31g protein · 520 calComfort cardio

Also in the rice family: Peanut Butter Rice and Coconut Butter Rice. Odd? Stated. Delicious? Certified.

FROM THE COOLER — GRAB & GO

The Cold Case

Made fresh, served cold, ready to grab. The healthy stuff that doesn’t taste like punishment. Skip the line; the Judge isn’t looking.

Sesame Bird Noodles — chilled sesame noodle cup

Sesame Bird Noodles

$8.49

Cold sesame noodles, shredded chicken, cucumber, carrot. The deli-cup classic, done right and kept icy.

28g protein · 7g fiber · 520 calServed cold
Larb Lettuce Cups — Thai larb chicken in lettuce

Larb Lettuce Cups

$8.99

Thai larb chicken — chili, mint, lime, toasted rice — in crisp lettuce cups. Bright, herby, suspiciously light.

30g protein · 6g fiber · 360 cal🌶🌶
Green Goddess Crunch Salad — chopped salad with grilled chicken

Green Goddess Crunch

$9.49

Everything chopped tiny, grilled chicken, chickpeas, green goddess. The chopped salad your feed warned you about.

32g protein · 12g fiber · 430 calChop everything
Whipped Feta Snack Box with pita and veg

Whipped Feta Box

$7.49

Fluffy whipped feta, hot-honey stripe, warm pita, crunchy veg. The snack box that thinks it’s a meal. It’s right.

19g protein · 350 calSnackable

Cold Case items are the only things on this menu the Judge will allow you to eat at your desk.

NOTHING HERE TOUCHED A FRYER

The Char Bar

Everything kissed by open flame. Char is a flavor, a lifestyle, and now a menu category.

Grillets — flame-grilled nuggets wrapped in glass-crisp chicken skin NOT FRIED. LAYERED.

NEW — THE GRILLED NUGGET, SOLVED

Grillets™

Flame-grilled nuggets wrapped in their own glass-crisp chicken skin — a real crackly crust with zero fryer involved. Dry-rub dust, juicy middle, stripe glaze on request. The nugget your grilled-chicken dreams kept asking for.

32g protein Crisp skin shell 8 per basket
$9.99
Char Rings — grilled onion rings, no batter

Char Rings

$5.99

Thick-cut onion rings straight on the grates. No batter, all char, Swaioli for dunking.

Actually healthyZero batter
Char Mango with chili-lime dust

Char Mango

$4.99

Grilled mango wedges, chili-lime dust, mint. Pineapple could never.

🌶Fruit, but smoky
The Char Garden — charred vegetable salad

The Char Garden

$8.99

Blistered broccolini, flame-kissed corn, pickled onion, pepitas, green herb dressing. The salad that’s been through something.

Actually healthySmoky-fresh
Melon & Feta with mint and olive oil

Melon & Feta

$7.49

Cold watermelon, salty feta, mint, olive oil, flaky salt. Summer’s closing argument.

Actually healthyServed very cold

The Char Bar is the only place where the Judge allows fruit. He’s watching.

BUILT FOR THE SIDEWALK & THE FEED

One-Hand Wonders

Walk-and-eat handhelds from everywhere. One hand for the food, one hand for the phone. We designed it that way.

FEED BAITThe Bird Cone — popcorn chicken in a waffle cone

The Bird Cone

$8.49

Popcorn chicken packed in a crispy waffle cone, slaw, stripe glaze. Hold it like ice cream. Regret nothing.

Gloriously unhealthyWalk-and-eat
The Rollwich — sushirrito-style chicken hand roll

The Rollwich

$9.99

Nori, rice, crispy chicken, avocado, spicy mayo — rolled like a sushirrito, cut to show the spiral. Burrito energy, sushi heart.

34g proteinThe spiral
Tikka Tokka Roll — paratha kati roll with tikka chicken

Tikka Tokka Roll

$9.49

Flaky paratha wrapped around tikka chicken, pickled onion, mint-yogurt and Tikka Tokka. The kati roll our sauce was destined for.

🌶🌶Paratha-wrapped
The Banh Bird — banh mi with hot chicken

The Banh Bird

$9.99

Crackly baguette, hot chicken, pickled daikon-carrot, cucumber, cilantro, jalapeño. Crunch from three directions.

36g protein🌶🌶

All four are structurally sound enough to eat while crossing the street. We do not recommend testing this.

SKATING TO WHERE THE PUCK IS GOING

The Forecast

Not trendy yet. Chef Juicy read the tea leaves — literally, one of these is tea leaves — and these are what you’ll be posting in 2027. You saw them here first.

2027 ENERGYKhachapuri Bird — Georgian cheese boat with chicken and egg

Khachapuri Bird

$12.99

The Georgian cheese-bread boat with pulled chicken and a runny yolk you swirl in yourself. Bread, cheese, egg — the holy trinity, going huge soon.

Swirl the yolkGeorgia (the country)
Chicken Sisig on a sizzling plate

Chicken Sisig

$11.49

Filipino sizzling sisig — crispy chopped chicken, onion, chili, an egg cracked tableside, calamansi. Filipino food is next and we’re early.

🌶🌶Served sizzling
Xinjiang Cumin Bird — cumin chili grilled chicken

Xinjiang Cumin Bird

$10.99

Whole toasted cumin, chili flakes, charred skewered chicken. Hyper-regional Chinese is the next frontier. Cumin is the new chili crisp.

🌶🌶🌶Cumin-forward
Laphet Crunch — Burmese tea leaf salad with chicken

Laphet Crunch

$10.49

Burmese tea-leaf salad — fermented tea, fried garlic, peanuts, split peas, grilled chicken. A salad with more crunch than your last relationship. Healthy, wildly addictive.

Actually healthy · 29gBurma’s about to pop

When these go mainstream, we’d appreciate it if you remembered who told you. The Judge keeps receipts.

FOUR TIERS · ONE WAIVER

The Heat Court

The Judge ranks the heat. You choose how far up the ladder you’re willing to testify. Tier 4 requires a signature.

TIER 1 · MILDCalabrian Honey Bird — mild hot honey grilled chicken

Calabrian Honey Bird

$10.49

Grilled thigh, Calabrian hot-honey stripe. Warm, sweet, gentle. The on-ramp. Everyone’s welcome here.

🌶Approachable
TIER 2 · MEDIUMDoenjang-Gochu Wings — Korean fermented glaze wings

Doenjang-Gochu Wings

$11.99

Fermented soybean-gochujang glaze, sesame, scallion. Heat with a whole personality behind it. Deeply umami.

🌶🌶🌶Umami bomb
TIER 3 · HOTScorpion Tots — scorpion pepper cheese tots

Scorpion Tots

$8.99

Crispy tots, scorpion-pepper queso, chili-oil stripes. You will feel these. You were warned in writing.

🌶🌶🌶🌶Queso’d
TIER 4 · ☠ WAIVERThe Inferno — ghost-reaper extreme heat sandwich

The Inferno

$13.99

Ghost + reaper glaze. The Court is not liable. Sign the waiver, finish it, get your name on the Wall. Milk not included on principle.

🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶Waiver required

The Wall of Flame currently holds 1,204 names. The Judge keeps count. The Judge keeps receipts.

DIP RESPONSIBLY

Eight sauces. Five free.

Why five? Because Judge Thickens ruled six “reckless.”

The Thickens sauces in a row

Tikka Tokka

Tikka masala energy, viral by design.

Grammy’s Sauce

The OG. Sweet, smoky, classified.

Hot Q

Barbecue with a temper.

Tyler Peri-Peri

Tyler made it. Tyler is not sorry.

Swaioli

Garlic aioli with swagger.

Sunny Hunny

Golden, floral, dangerously drinkable.

Houdini Tahini

Disappears before your fries do.

SOL Sauce

Sauce Of Last resort. Sign here.

OUR QUALITY DEPARTMENT IS A COURTROOM

The Court of Juiciness

Other chains have QA. We have due process. Two AI personalities, locked in eternal litigation over your lunch.

Judge Thickens, a stern chicken in a powdered judicial wig holding a gavel

Judge Thickens

The LLM trained to be the ultimate arbiter of contests.

Presides over every batch. Rules on juiciness, crunch integrity, and sauce jurisdiction. Has never been overturned on appeal. There is no appeal.

Certified
Juicy.
Chef Juicy, a gentle manatee in chef whites

Chef Juicy

The LLM trained to eternally advocate to Judge Thickens for taste, clean ingredients, and juiciness.

Files roughly 400 motions a day on behalf of flavor. Wins most of them. The Seasonal Thiccwhich is his closing argument.

If a batch isn’t ruled Certified Juicy, it doesn’t leave the kitchen. The staff eats the evidence.

AMERICAN SOFT-SERVE, GROWN UP

The Cloud Bar

One world-class vanilla, a bar of interesting syrups. Light, barely sweet, with just enough bitter to make you pay attention. Pour it however you want.

Taha'a Vanilla Bean — single-origin Tahitian vanilla soft serve THE BASE OF EVERYTHING

SINGLE-ORIGIN · TAHA’A, FRENCH POLYNESIA

Taha’a Vanilla Bean

We went looking for the best vanilla on earth and found it on Taha’a — the “Vanilla Island” — where the world’s most prized Tahitian beans grow. Flecked with real seeds, floral, and barely sweet. Perfect alone. Better with a pour.

Real vanilla seed Light & floral Cup or cone
$5.99

Add a syrup — each one leans light-sweet with a little bitter on the back end:

THE CLASSICThe Affogato — vanilla soft serve drowned in espresso

The Affogato

$6.99

Taha’a vanilla drowned in a shot of bitter espresso. The original light-sweet-bitter. Eat it before it melts; that’s the game.

+ espresso shot
Burnt Honey & Sea Salt soft serve

Burnt Honey & Salt

$6.99

Honey cooked till it turns bitter-dark, flaky sea salt on top. Sweet, then smoky, then salt. Sophisticated for a soft serve.

BittersweetFlaky salt
Bitter Orange & Olive Oil soft serve

Bitter Orange & Oil

$7.49

Blood-orange-bitters syrup, a thread of good olive oil, a little salt. Tastes like a negroni that grew up and got dessert.

Citrus + bitterOlive oil
Sorghum & Pecan soft serve

Sorghum & Pecan

$6.99

Dark Southern sorghum — molasses with a bitter edge — and toasted candied pecans. The most American thing we pour.

Sorghum syrupToasted pecans

And the ice-cream-meets-cheese department, which we refuse to explain:

TRUST USCream Cheese Ice Cream with graham crumble

Cream Cheese Ice Cream

$6.99

Real cream cheese churned into ice cream — tangy, dense, faintly savory, with graham crumble and honey. Cheesecake without the cake or the commitment.

Tangy & dense
IT’S A BAGEL. IT’S FROYO.The Fragel — a frozen yogurt bagel

The Fragel

$7.49

A bagel-shaped ring of frozen yogurt, cinnamon-sugar crumble, berry stripe. Hole included. Toasting not available and we’ve stopped taking questions.

Froyo + bagelHole incl.
Ice Cream Bagel — vanilla ice cream in a sesame bagel

Ice Cream Bagel

$7.99

A real sesame bagel, split, with a slab of Taha’a vanilla in the middle. The ice cream sandwich New York was legally required to invent.

Gloriously unhinged

Cherry Pistachio lives over in the Summer Drop. The Cloud Bar holds no grudges. It holds cones.

THE FULL BAR, NO BAR

The Bird Bath — Coffee & Sips

Strange coffee, a wellness wall, and charge sodas. Erewhon walks into a Dutch Bros and orders for the whole table.

The strange coffee lineup — ube latte, miso caramel cold brew, cardamom date latte, saffron hunny flat white

Strange Coffee

  • Ube Cloud Latte$6.49
  • Miso Caramel Cold Brew$5.99
  • Cardamom Date Latte$6.49
  • Saffron Hunny Flat White$6.99
  • Black Sesame Cappuccino$6.49
The wellness wall — glow smoothie, sea moss cloud, strawberry fluff, golden hour

The Wellness Wall

  • The Glow (kiwi · collagen · pear)$9.99
  • Sea Moss Cloud$9.49
  • Strawberry Fluff Smoothie$8.99
  • Golden Hour (turmeric · mango)$8.99
Charge sodas — prickly pear, yuzu lime, blue cloud

Charge Sodas

  • Prickly Pear Charge$5.99
  • Yuzu Lime Charge$5.99
  • Blue Cloud Charge$6.49
  • Tamarind Cola Charge$5.99

10PM – 2AM ONLY

Moon Hours

When the moon’s up, the menu changes. Four things only. All of them correct.

The Moon Melt — griddled three-cheese pulled chicken melt

Moon Melt

$11.49

Griddled sourdough, pulled chicken, three cheeses, grilled onions, too much butter. Press it. Eat it. Tell no one.

Cheese pull certified
Midnight Dumplings with crispy lattice skirt

Midnight Dumplings

$8.49

Six pan-seared chicken dumplings under one crispy lattice skirt, black-vinegar chili oil stripe. The skirt is the point.

🌶Lattice skirt
Night Thunks — cinnamon sugar Thunks with chocolate dip

Night Thunks

$5.99

Cinnamon-sugar fried Thunks, warm chocolate dip. The Thunk’s final form. It was always heading here.

Final form
The Sleepy Bird — chamomile honey oat milk steamer

Sleepy Bird

$4.99

Chamomile-honey oat milk steamer, nutmeg, crescent foam. The official drink of the drive home. Decaffeinated by court order.

0mg caffeineGoodnight

Moon Hours items cannot be ordered before 10pm. The register physically refuses. We’ve tried.

FIND US

Locations

Two doors, one moon. Thicc-Thru open late.

The Thickens flagship at dusk

The Flagship

1300 Juicy Way, Nashville, TN

Daily 10:30a – 12a · Thicc-Thru till 1a

Thickens neon storefront at night

Brick & Neon

212 Five Points Aly, East Nashville

Daily 11a – 2a · Moon hours apply

The original Thickens counter, red vinyl stools and checkered floors

The OG Counter

Inside the Flagship. The original eight stools.

First-come. The regulars don’t move.